1. Big bad wolf told little red riding hood
' lift your top so i can suck your tits'
"No!"she said lifting her skirt",
'eat me like the f*cking book sez!' |
2. mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck,
she put them on the mantlepiece
to c if they would f*ck! |
3. If u want me
2 give u sum
press down
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
R u asleep
yet coz
dreamin is
as close
as u gonna
get..... |
4. Licking pussy is
like playing
with the mafia...
One wrong move
and u are in
DEEP SHIT!!!!
5. At this moment 5 million people are having sex
2 million R in gun fights
91million @ a party and
1 sad fucker is reading this SMS
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6. Mary had a little lamb,
its coat was full of fleas
and what is more
the little f*cker had Foot and Mouth disease! |
7. roses r sexy,
violets r funky,
think of me when u're spanking yer monkey!! |
8. whats the difference between penis and bonus
your wife will always blow your bonus |
9. I've been thinking about u + me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
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10. Why is a woman like a bucket of KFC?
Because once your past the tender breast
and the juicy thigh,
ALL U HAVE LEFT IS A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR BONE IN
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11. rooster & cat going over a bridge,
cat slips & falls in river.
rooster cant stop laughing.
MORAL:
wherever theres a wet pussy theres a happy cock
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12. Wouldn't you hate to be an egg,
you only get laid once,
it takes 4 minutes to get hard and,
the only bird to ever sit
on your face is your
MUM !
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13. Sex & Drugs and Rock & Roll,
Speed ,Weed & Birth Control
Life's a bitch and then u die,
SO F*K THE WORLD & LETS GET HIGH! |
14. Penis & Balls arguing.
Balls: Hey, U r very unfair!
Evrytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy!
Penis: U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
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15. Feelin bored? THINK OF ME
Feelin sad? CALL ME
Feelin lonely? See me
Feelin Horny? Use ur hand & enjoy d art of messagin me
:p |
16. When a apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is 16 she's ready to …?! |
17. *news flash*
snow white has been thrown out disneyland.
she pulled up her skirt,
sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie |
18. CONFUCIUS Sez:
BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM
WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND |
19. Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! ! |
20. No Boys, no Sex.
No Sex, no Kids.
No Kids, no School.
No School, no problems!
Why Boys?? |
21. 2 Dicks walk into a bank
the one sez HANDS UP,THIS IS A ROBBERY !
Behind them a vibrator walks in
so the one dick says
FUCKET !It's Robocock!
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22. 25 useless things on a man :
20 nails u can't hammer
2 tits u can't milk
2 balls u can't throw
1 cock that can't crow
DON"T LAUGH LADY!
yer pussy can't catch mice
! |
23. Men are like snowstorms
You never know when their coming
,How many inches u'll get or how long they'll last |
24.Luv the way it rubs against
the soft pink flesh
& creates a creamy foam
as it thrusts & and down & in & out
can't wait for the next time
I LUV MY NEW TOOTHBRUSH
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