25.What does the incestuous hillbilly family do on Halloween?
Pump kin
' |
26. What do you call an Amish guy
with his hand up a horses ass?
A Mechanic
|
27. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... men will screw anything
|
28. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts
29. What do you call 10 lesbians in a tent?
Finger hut
|
30. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs!
|
31. Q. Why doesn't Barbie have babies?
A. Ken comes in a different box!
|
32. How do you cancel an appointment with the sperm bank?
Call them on the phone and say "I can't cum"
|
33. Ahhh...I c the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
|
34. HIM: Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?
HER: Because u r never home when it happens.
|
35.When you're swimming in the creek,
and an eel bites your cheek,
that's a moray!
|
36. What's considered bi-sexual in Alabama?
Someone who likes sheep and goats
|
37. Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician. |
38. Excuses are like asses
everyone's got 'em and they all stink
|
39. What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?
One goes cockadoodledoo the other goes anycocklldo
|
40. Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.
|
