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1. I'm at the Police Station now. The Police caught me and filed a case against me. *"POSSESSION OF A GORGEOUS FACE"* i'm doomed. the evidence is very clear. HELP!

2. In case of
fire read this
message..
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I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!

3. Whats long and thin,covered in skin and god knows how many holes its been in? A worm!!!

4. i'm your secret admirer u touch me in all the right places u always know how 2 turn me on yer lookin at me right now smilin,who am i? im yer phone u fool

5. We are pleased to tell
you your results .......
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your IQ test came back
Its Negative!!

6. WANTED!! illegal imigrant to act as mud flap for 1978 Ford Cortina. Must be flexible and willing to travel.

7. Hi i'm an alien i'm
checking for some chicks in your phonebook
searching.....
searching.....
searching.....
sorry no chicks found.
conclusion, your are a Sad Bastard!!

8. how can you tell westlife are Irish? they tried flying without wings!!

9. Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

10. We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait............
Searching............
Searching.........
still searching..............
sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

11. I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

12. Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too...

13. This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat!...Now read it without the word cat.

14. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

15. Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last

16. i want u 2 know
dat our frenship means alot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U laff I laff.
U jump out of d window...
I look down & den ........
I laff again!

17.. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
spontaneous, good-looking,
nice friends, charming,
funny,
well...Enough about ME! How about you?

18. *What does a cleen nose have?
Finger prints.
^{* Member Submission thanx to FCILLIERS}

19. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

20. Saw it… Wanted it… Had a fit… Got it!

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